Espousing Def Quotes & Sayings

If you meet the Buddha, kill him. — Linji Yixuan

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric. — Paul Rudd

Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance. — Coco Chanel

Take it like a man and shut the fuck up. — Eminem

All babies look like me.
But then, I look like all babies. — Winston Churchill

Surely no one can be sure he has visited Cienega; people say to themselves, do they not: 'Was it a vision; or have I, some time or other, seen dusk in a valley like this?' — Haniel Long

I spend a lot of time alone so I get a lot done. I don't do much else but work, check things out. — Henry Rollins

The air is part of the mountain, which does not come to an end with its rock and its soil. It has its own air; and it is to the quality of its air that is due the endless diversity of its colourings. Brown for the most part in themselves, as soon as we see them clothed in air the hills become blue. Every shade of blue, from opalescent milky-white to indigo, is there. They are most opulently blue when rain is in the air. Then the gullies are violet. Gentian and delphinium hues, with fire in them, lurk in the folds. — Nan Shepherd

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. — Bryan Callen