Esparza Comedian Quotes & Sayings

First and foremost, I'm a running back. That's how I perceive myself. — Reggie Bush

I'm still a huge Yankees fan. Growing up, Jeter was my guy, but Bernie Williams was my favorite player. — Action Bronson

That is why with enormous regret I have tendered my resignation to the prime minister today. — David Blunkett

Use pain as a stepping stone, not a camp ground. — Alan Cohen

Why is this place named Burnt Boot?" Martin asked.
"Back in the days of the cattle drives old Hiram Cleary got tired of lookin' at the back end of cattle all day. He sat down right out there and pulled off his boot, threw it in the fire so he couldn't go no further, and built a store to sell stuff to the people comin' up the trail. He was an ancestor to my husband," Gladys answered. — Carolyn Brown

When every one is to cultivate himself into man, condemning a man to machine-like labor amounts to the same thing as slavery. If a factory-worker must tire himself to death twelve hours and more, he is cut off from becoming man. Every labor is to have the intent that the man be satisfied ... His labor is nothing taken by itself, has no object in itself, is nothing complete in itself; he labors only into another's hands, and is used (exploited) by this other. — Max Stirner

I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage. — Felipe Esparza

Often times in physics we want to talk about empty space as a first step toward nothingness, but nothingness is far more profound than empty space. Nothingness is the absence of everything including space itself. — Rivka Galchen

Every actor wants more offers, but I get enough and I do like to be busy. — Sam Neill

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza

Advertising works most effectively when it's in line with what people are already trying to do. And people are trying to communicate in a certain way on Facebook - they share information with their friends, they learn about what their friends are doing - so there's really a whole new opportunity for a new type of advertising model within that. — Mark Zuckerberg

The need to protect the environment has emerged as an undeniably important priority for me. — Lily Cole

I remember when you could get a good, virgin meal for half the price. — Isaiyan Morrison

IV. There is a certain kind of girl who reads Lolita at fourteen and finds religion. I painted my eyes black and sucked barroom cherries to red my tongue. There was a boy who promised Judas really did love Jesus. I learned early every kiss and betrayal are up for interpretation. — Clementine Von Radics

That's what sailing is, a dance, and your partner is the sea. And with the sea you never take liberties. You ask her, you don't tell her. You have to remember always that she's the leader, not you. You and your boat are dancing to her tune. — Michael Morpurgo

No one is so terribly deceived as he who does not himself suspect it. — Soren Kierkegaard

The important achievement of Apollo was demonstrating that humanity is not forever chained to this planet and our visions go rather further than that and our opportunities are unlimited. — Neil Armstrong