Ersatz Pronunciation Quotes & Sayings

A bit reluctantly, trying to leave my bruised ego behind, I was warming to the Appalachian idea.
Bourbon and branch water. Dulcimer music. Wildflowers in jelly jars. Biscuits and country ham. That did have a certain charm. — Judith Fertig

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. — Willa Cather

There were many things that led to the iPhone at Apple. We were searching for what to do after iPod that would make sense. — Phil Schiller

When reason returned with the morning - when I had slept off the fumes of the night's debauch - I experienced a sentiment half of horror, half of remorse, for the crime of which I had been guilty; but it was, at best, a feeble and equivocal feeling, and the soul remained untouched. — Edgar Allan Poe

Being busy is not the same as being focused. Being focused means being here. — Augusten Burroughs

With reflowable pages you can change things like the size of the writing, the color of the screen, and all sorts of other stuff. You can also highlight things and make notes. — EMag Special Editions

We all know how ruthlessly these American millionaires crush their rivals as they climb to power. — Elizabeth Peters

You haven't hurt people - you've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it. There's — Suzanne Collins