Erotia Quotes & Sayings

I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. — Tiger Woods

You're all full of bullsh*t. In the last couple of months, I've had to listen to the three of you talk about your feelings more than a damn talk show. I swear you've all grown vaginas. — Lexi Blake

I think everybody goes through things in their life where they're like, 'This does not make any sense,' or 'I don't understand why this is happening,' but that's part of the journey of faith. — Taya Kyle

Padre Blazon was almost shouting by this time, and I had to hush him. People in the restaurant were staring, and one or two of the ladies of devout appearance were heaving their bosoms indignantly. He swept the room with the wild eyes of a conspirator in a melodrama and dropped his voice to a hiss. Fragments of food, ejected from his mouth by this jet, flew about the table. [p.201] — Robertson Davies

Max felt his eye twitching. He knew he should be yelling, but his limbs wouldn't move. This was what it felt like to be paralyzed with rage. Yes, he was going to do it. He was going to finally go utterly psychotic and prove the whole town right. He was going to walk over to those arrogant assholes and take the first one apart. Then he'd beat the other one to death with his dead brother's leg. He looked to his own brother. Rye would save him from his towering rage. Rye would have calming words. Rye would talk him down.
Rye's face was red as he pointed at the young cowboys. You, kill now, Max. — Sophie Oak

I'm writing another novel and I know what I'm going to do after, which may be something more like this again, maybe some strange mixture of fiction and non-fiction. — Penelope Lively

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich. — Lewis Black

Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen. — Ann Landers

I LOVE his hair, and now I get to touch it whenever I want.
And he doesn't even get irritated. Most of the time. — Stephanie Perkins

Rememberest the gods, and that they wish not to be flattered, but wish all reasonable beings to be made like themselves; and ... rememberest that what does the work of a fig-tree is a fig-tree, and that what does the work of a dog is a dog, and that what does the work of a bee is a bee, and that what does the work of a man is a man. — Marcus Aurelius

Confidence! Confidence! Confidence! That is your capital. — John Wanamaker

The whole conduct of a Christian is nothing else but knowledge reduced to will, affection and practice. — Richard Sibbes