Ernest Vern Quotes & Sayings

You ever hear the saying 'The third time's the charm'? It isn't. It's just a way of saying that you've tried something twice and failed and you're too stubborn or stupid to quit and move on.

- Ernest Stone — Ruth Ford Elward

Every child matures, which is both a blessing and a damn shame. Children can imagine worlds that never exist, worlds far more interesting and consoling than an adult knows. — Kilroy J. Oldster

The notion that anything is gained by fixing a language in a groove is cherished only by pedants. — H.L. Mencken

We are less convinced by what we hear than by what we see. — Herodotus

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have. — Ozzy Osbourne