Epitomized Living Quotes & Sayings

When I'm panicked about my love handles, I go to the YMCA and get obsessed with Kid Rock videos as I'm on the running machine. — Emily Mortimer

I'm Cupid. You know, that cute little angel floating around with a tiny bow and arrow. — Patrice Wilton

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up. I was in a comedy team called Red Johnny And The Round Guy. — John DiMaggio

On the bright side," he went on, gesturing to the massive quantities of alcohol they had laid out on the table for their lackeys, "You get to drink loads of expensive whiskey, instead." "I don't like whiskey," Tyson told him. "I like steak knives." "Poddite," Slade sighed. Tyson squinted at him. "What?" "Poddite," Slade said, carefully arranging his plastic cutlery. "It means that your uninspired tastes mark you as one of the mindless ranks of pod-people that mechanically wander this earth, doing whatever their television or personal devices tell them to, like drinking piss because it's been marketed as 'refreshing.'" — Sara King

The serpentine line, or the line of grace, by its waving and winding at the same time different ways, leads the eye in a pleasing manner along the continuity of its variety. — William Hogarth

I enjoy getting dressed as a Barbie doll. — Vanna White

Once I leave I leave. I am not going to speak to the man on the bridge and I am not going to spit on the deck. — Stanley Baldwin

Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress. — Dov Davidoff