Epigrams By Twain Quotes & Sayings

One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded. — Bonnie McFarlane

Who knows? Maybe I'll find myself a great girl. Someone like you. — Jus Accardo

Much Madness is Divinest Sense, to a Discerning Eye ... — Emily Dickinson

I would rather die in freedom on my way back home than starve to death here. — Morning Star

It was just the two of us, inside there with just mirrors, all the way around us. Everywhere we looked, there were these two freaks, sitting at a table, eyeballing each other — Christian Bale

It is no longer enough to satisfy your customers. You must delight them. — Philip Kotler

But we need to quit taxing people upon death. No taxation without respiration. — Steve King

We have survived the death of our childhood. We are soldiers now, maybe the last soldiers who will ever fight, the Earth's final and only hope, united as one in the spirit of vengeance. — Rick Yancey

The more spacious and larger our fundamental nature, the more bearable the pains in living. — Wayne Muller

I love her (Lucifer), with all my heart. She said that she would give me greatness, status, placement above the others. — Lupe Fiasco

I might be the most injured athlete in the history of sports. I've had 31 operations. An endless string of stress fractures. — Bill Walton

Keefe leaned his head against her shoulder and Sophie counted his breaths, considering what a strange thing grief turned out to be.
Grady and Edaline closed themselves off.
Fitz pushed everyone away.
She couldn't figure out how Keefe was handling it all yet. But she was glad he wanted her to stay. — Shannon Messenger

Some men are born posthumously. — Friedrich Nietzsche