Engvall Dogs Quotes & Sayings

Cold & cunning come from the north: But cunning sans wisdom is nothing worth. — Benjamin Franklin

She was in person full-limbed and somewhat heavy; without ruddiness, as without pallor; and soft to the touch as a cloud. To see her hair was to fancy that a whole winter did not contain darkness enough to form its shadow: it closed over her forehead like nightfall extinguishing the western glow. — Thomas Hardy

Going out of your way to find uncomfortable situations isn't natural, but it's essential. — Seth Godin

As soon as you get a certain amount of attention, then everybody kinda wants to start taking pot shots at you. All your old friends that supported you don't support you any more. — John Zorn

This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left. — Bill Engvall

Before I die, I want to fight for life. — Paulo Coelho

Paganism is the worship of life itself in its supreme mysteries of ecstasy and love. — Jane Ellen Harrison

Is there a word for when you are young and pretending to have lived and loved a thousand lives? Is there a German word for that? Let's say its schaufenfrieglasploit. — Amy Poehler

It was a rainy night. It was the myth of a rainy night. — Jack Kerouac

All a rainbow is is light that walks behind a raindrop and its colors fall out. — Augusten Burroughs

I have to fix this," I told him, as clearly and calmly as I could. "If you want to help me, then help me. Don't shield me, don't protect me, don't bury me alive. Help me . — Karen Chance

Mo'Nique is so full of love. I've been describing her as the tree in 'Pocahontas.' She's so wise and loving. She is just everything. — Gabourey Sidibe

The most eloquent eulogy of capitalism was made by its greatest enemy. Marx is only anti-capitalist in so far as capitalism is out of date. — Albert Camus

The pressure I put on myself is the only pressure I'm feeling once I get into the game. — Aaron Rodgers