Endives In English Quotes & Sayings

The theory [of evolution] is a scientific mistake. — Louis Agassiz

That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. — Denise Tompkins

The symptoms of love are the same as those of cholera. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

What do you suppose 'Jack and the Beanstalk' is about?" she asked. Conner contemplated a moment and slyly grinned. "Bad beans can cause more than indigestion," he answered, laughing hysterically to himself. Alex pursed her lips to hide a smile. "What do you think the lesson of 'Little Red Riding Hood' is?" she asked him. "Do you think she should have just mailed her grandmother the gift basket?" "Now you're thinking!" he said. "Although, I've always felt sorry for Little Red Riding Hood. It's obvious her parents didn't like her very much." "Why do you say that?" Alex asked, wondering how he could have possibly construed that from the story. "Who sends their young daughter into a dark and wolf-occupied forest carrying freshly baked food and wearing a bright jacket?" Conner asked. "They were practically asking for a wolf to eat her! She must have annoyed the heck out of them!" Alex held back laughter with all her might but, to Conner's delight, she let a quiet chuckle slip. "I — Chris Colfer

As dwarves, we are committed to wiping out evil wherever it occurs and we shall not tire in our duty. — Markus Heitz

Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love. — Karl Marx

Happy St George's Day. Now kiss my beggar arse, you Puritans! — Jez Butterworth

I should show you to Robin," Terence murmured. Then he closed his eyes. — Gerald Morris