Endine Beans Quotes & Sayings

I picture her laughing at the pain and suffering of others. I bet she masturbates to blooper reels, disaster films and tragedies. — Nikki Sex

They throw themselves on the waters of the world, and they know they will be borne up. — Jane Smiley

Rights and duties, sounded more
entertaining than duties and rights. — Toba Beta

Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why does nothing ever work out? — Helen Fielding

I felt myself still reliving a past which was no longer anything more than the history of another person; — Marcel Proust

The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy. — Ben Stein

Books educate people and educated people ask awkward questions of those who govern them. The educated, in short, are considered ungovernable. Better to keep people ignorant of the past and to concentrate their minds on the utopia that lies ahead. — The Economist

What we now have as a government is a god, built by our mortal hands and, yet, externally variant in power, always requiring our prayers, pity and appeals in order to fulfill its supposed purposes. — Tony Osborg

My father never went to college so it was really important I go to college. After college, I called him long distance and said, now what?
My dad didn't know.
When I got a job and turned twenty-five, long distance, I said, now what? My dad didn't know, so he said, get married.
I'm a thirty-year-old boy, and I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer I need. — Chuck Palahniuk