Endearingly Annoying Quotes & Sayings

I checked my e-mail first. The only new one was from Lady Elaine. I opened it with a surge of trepidation that proved anticlimactic. The e-mail informed me that Paul would be starting classes tomorrow (read: today) and that I should be prepared. Yeah, way to get the message through on time there, Ms. I Can Predict the Future. It also included his new class schedule so that I could stalk him more conveniently.

Even better — Mindee Arnett

The first opinion the Court ever filed has a dissenting opinion. Dissent is a tradition of this Court ... When someone is writing for the Court, he hopes to get eight others to agree with him, so many of the majority opinions are rather stultified. — William O. Douglas

In reality, every reality is a veil over reality. — Wasif Ali Wasif

There's always a little jump to your heart when you realize you've got looting. — Sarah Parcak

Perfectionists are their own devils. — Jack Kirby

A girl can do what she wants to do / And that's what I'm gonna do, — Joan Jett

I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.' — Demetri Martin

Look wide, and even when you think you are looking wide - look wider still. — Robert Baden-Powell