Empty Pickle Jar Quotes & Sayings

The level of a leader is determined by his sphere of influence — Sunday Adelaja

No one dances sober, unless he is insane. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

If loving and communing with God isn't your primary purpose in prayer, you're missing out on what Christianity is all about! — Andrew Wommack

We hope all danger may be overcome; but to conclude that no danger may ever arise would itself be extremely dangerous. — Abraham Lincoln

Russell observes that "the merits of democracy are negative: it does not ensure good government, but it prevents certain evils," such as the evil of a small group of individuals achieving a secure monopoly on political power. The chief peril for the politician, Russell insists, is love of power. And politicians can easily yield to the love of power on the pretense that they are pursuing some absolute good. — Bertrand Russell

If I have to choose between opportunity and preparation, I'd choose preparation, without it opportunity is useless. — Saji Ijiyemi

My abs are normal - McAmerican. — Brian Spellman

My doctor has given me as strong an antihistamine as she is allowed to prescribe, but even that does nothing for the itching and swelling. The moment a grain of pollen enters the keep, I begin to tomato, and after two minutes of being exposed to the Ejaculateum Arboratoeaea, I am lying on the ground with my tongue lolling out of the side of my mouth.
I am heartily glad that the trees and plants are still interested in copulatory activities; I only wish they would be so good as to keep their sperm away from my face. Do not pretend that pollen is anything else; it transfers haploid male genetic material and sullies the bedclothes unmercifully. — Michelle Franklin

A sneeze can never be to far away — Benny Bellamacina

It is not enough for a Christian to condemn evil, cowardice, lies, and use of force, hatred, and oppression. He must at all times be a witness to and defender of justice, goodness, truth, freedom, and love. He must never tire of claiming these values as a right both for himself and others. — Jerzy Popieluszko

I love the Queen. I've had a crush on her since I was eight. — Jools Holland

The right to procreate is not guaranteed, explicitly or implicitly, by the Constitution. — Robert Bork

But who would dare condemn me in this world with no judges, where no one is innocent! — Albert Camus

If he had to wish, what would he wish for, he asked himself. What was there to wish for ... a wish asked for the unattainable. The impossible. — Dalene Matthee

You have left me so long to struggle against death, alone, that I feel and see only death! I feel like death! — Emily Bronte