Empsons Menu Quotes & Sayings

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. — Rush Limbaugh

If I were white, I could capture the world. — Dorothy Dandridge

Oh, nothing," Gemma replied, still wrapped around Andy. "I was just discussing my own possible bathroom-related demise." "Ew," said Walter. "Do that in someone else's bathroom. You girls are disgusting enough as it is without leaving corpses. — Mary O'Reilly

Since that day I saw you in chemistry class with thatt canary yellow shirt, I wanted to make every day Christmas for you. — A.S. King

Objects are relatively stupid. They do a few things well, as do lobsters. — Leland Wilkinson