Empoy Funny Quotes & Sayings

Here's how it works: If you answer yes to ten or more questions, then you should read this book. If you don't, then buy it anyway and give it to the coolest person you know. This author needs money to eat her feelings. Does your college degree hang over your head like a rain cloud made of student loans, false hopes, — Alida Nugent

I can't decide how to fuck you," he said. "I want to take you in every position . I want to fuck you like an animal and a saint. I want to keep you on the brink for an hour and take four orgasms from you. I can't do it all tonight. I'm kind of pissed about that. — C.D. Reiss

With mindfulness, you can establish yourself in the present in order to touch the wonders of life that are available in that moment. — Nhat Hanh

You're either with me or you're not. And if you're not, you're out. — Eddie Perez

It's so much easier to do it right than to do it wrong. — Tom Brokaw

I don't know what a carbuncle is, but it doesn't sound pleasant. I wish one upon Rachel's nose. — Emily Giffin

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. — Charles Barkley

globalization and air transport mean that we are now exposed to a previously unheard-of overabundance of fruit. Pineapples from the tropics nestle on our supermarket shelves in the middle of winter, next to fresh strawberries from Mexico, and some dried figs from Morocco. So, what we label a food intolerance may in fact be nothing more than the reaction of a healthy body as it tries to adapt within a single generation to a food situation that was completely unknown during the millions of years of our evolution. — Giulia Enders

Advices, suggestions and opinions are good; better it would be to learn from them, then to follow them. — Santosh Kalwar

If we enjoy it fully, a moment becomes an unforgettable memory. — Debasish Mridha

Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set. — Adlai Stevenson

If our opinions rest upon solid ground, those who attack them do not make us angry, but themselves ridiculous. — John Lancaster Spalding

He rested sitting on the un-stepped mast and sail and tried not to think but only to endure. — Ernest Hemingway,

The Zebra is striped all over so that the Lion can see him and eat him. Some people say he is striped so that the Lion can not see him. These people believe that the stripes of the Zebra simulate the bars of sunlight falling through the tall jungle grasses and that therefore the Zebra is invisible and that the earth is flat. — Will Cuppy