Employee Anniversary Funny Quotes & Sayings

A company is not accountable just to its owners, but to its workers and its customers. — Ed Miliband

If a mother can kill her own child - what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me - there is nothing between. — Mother Teresa

Broken relationships are a source of heavy heartbreak that seem to affect every family. — Jerry B. Jenkins

It's hard to prove yourself when the substance isn't there in certain roles. — Travis Fimmel

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers. — Charles Bukowski

There is nothing to be gained by being unnecessarily nasty. Violence begets violence. — Aung San Suu Kyi

I don't remember ever not knowing about acting. — Jennifer Grey

The self was a very strange concept to me until I came to America, and my child was born with that entitlement, and that just thrilled me. — Anchee Min

Look, the United States doesn't have political parties. In other countries, take say Europe, you can be an active member of the political party. Here, the only thing in a political party is gearing to elections, not the other things you do. So it's basically, a way of making people passive, submissive objects. — Noam Chomsky

Judging from the state of my consciousness at the time, millions of years of hominid evolution had produced nothing more transcendent than a craving for a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake. — Sam Harris

They got rid of bottled water. We got thermoses that say 'Grey's Anatomy Season 4' with our names on it. Cool. — Brooke Smith

Some days I think the world as it is was invented just to fuck with us. And then I realize that doesn't make any sense at all, because it assumes a childish, vengeful God. If there is a God, He or She isn't a child. God is a scientist, and all this shit we're wading in is our agar. It's the only growth medium we're ever going to get. — Mira Grant