Emoji No Quotes & Sayings

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. — Tyler Oakley

I was not funny growing up. — Tim Meadows

My films are just stories, but that's all we have, the stories we tell others and the stories we tell ourselves. When you talk to the elderly, men and women at the end of their lives, you see that's what's left behind as the body disintegrates. Our stories. Our children will decide whether or not to keep telling them. — Marisha Pessl

It's beneficial to have a reputation for honesty, if only so that one can lie at crucial moments. — Brandon Sanderson

Most stupid Question Most of the
time people ask
What is Important for you
Love Or Money
My Answer :- Love inspire to
Build Taj Mahal And Money
Full fill the Dream
Love Inspire you to give good life
to your family and Money Do it
For survive Soul, you need love
For survive Body,You need Money — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

If I knew you were going to die, I'd make your last moment on earth last forever. I'd take you to the Eiffel Tower in Paris and make sure that you have the most romantic dinner your life. I'd fill your room with hundreds of wild sunflowers, so that even in death, you may carry the scent of something beautiful. If you were to die I'd make sure to drag you through an amusement park and ride all the crazy rides with you, eat all that ice cream with you, win all those stuffed animals for you.
If you were to die, I'd beat up every single person in the world who has ever hurt you. I'd protect you with my life. I'll protect you with everything I own, everything I have, everything I can give. If I knew you were going to die, I'd cut out my own heart for you. I'd cut it out so you could have it. So that you could live. Because I sure as hell can't live without you. — Anonymous

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. — Chelsea Peretti

Ancient Egypt was okay. Drinks menu was limited. Not the best place to meet people. Reminded me a lot of the Internet in the sense that it was full of pictures of cats and people seemed pretty excited about them. Also lots of fun emoji. Still not sure what "Feather Squiggly Line Bird" means. — Alexandra Petri

I text nonstop, and I love emoji. I'm also on the phone quite a bit for work - probably more than 10 calls per day. — Evan Spiegel

The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves. — Donald James

Instead of fixing the econamy, U.S. "Presedent" (recount pls) Bary Obame is back in the Ovel Office. Hes sitting on the sofa in the midle of pretty inappropriete gmail G-chat with actres Scarlet Johansen.
"OK Scarlat, thank you for emailing me so many nude photos. They were very provocetive LOL. And thank you for offer me sex intercorse " Obame type, and because its gmail G-chat, the make a 90-degree clock wise turn and anamate into a smile emoji. "Good nite. — Seinfeld 2000

Where is the coffee emoji where is the coffee emoji aaaah yes in the bell section of course — Chrissy Teigen

Though written constitutions may be violated in moments of passion or delusion, yet they furnish a text to which those who are watchful may again rally and recall the people; they fix too for the people the principles of their political creed. — Thomas Jefferson

I think very early on in life we all learn what we're good at and what we're not good at, and we stay where it's safe. — Sara Blakely

She smiles like a Whatsapp Emoji"
-My Girlfriend — Bandile M. Matsenjwa

It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That's what this is like for me. I'm an emoji enthusiast. — Chelsea Peretti

My thoughts are loving and positive. — Sanaya Roman

I just don't feel good if I'm repeating myself. — Tao Lin

Where darkness had once overshadowed many of us, the radiant light of Christ exposed the truth that not one of us is truly ever alone. — Jennifer Smith

It was brutal to read. After two years the relationship was ended with a ":/," not even a fully fleshed-out emoji. There — Aziz Ansari

The emoji still doesn't really speak to the complexity that actually - or the subtext that goes on between when people actually speak face-to-face. — Cate Blanchett

Cut out all these exclamation jokes. An explanation point is like laughing at your own joke. I'm going to delete you from my contacts if you keep sending solely emoji texts. You're a grown-ass man. — F Scott Fitzgerald