Eminente Portugues Quotes & Sayings

Ooh!" Willy pipes up. "Maybe he'll write a story about Santa and Mrs. Claus getting caught with their pants down with other people. If we get lucky, maybe he'll kill-"

"Don't finish that sentence, elf."

"Randy, you're such a spoilsport. You can't say you haven't conjured up that scenario in your big head a time or a dozen. Continue. Maybe I'll write that story."

"No, you won't. Your idea of a good story is nothing but sex, sex, and more sex. You'd never make it through writing a chapter because you'd have to stop and jerk off a half dozen times."

"Ew! Not about Santa and Mrs. Claus. Yuck," Willy comes back at him with a sour look on his face. "That's not even funny, Randy. — Candi Kay

Pressure ... I love it. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

I believed in God as much as I believed in germs. It was something adults just scared you about, just habit, something I had to do. — Cecelia Ahern

They say reach for the stars and you will get to the moon. I say reach for yourself and you will get to the stars. — Francisco Leon

Wealth flows from energy and ideas. — William Feather

Jack had seen Denker the teacher as not much different from the strutting South American little Caesars in their banana kingdoms, standing dissidents up against the wall of the handiest squash or handball court, a super-zealot in a comparatively small puddle, a man whose every whim becomes a crusade. — Stephen King

The devil had not only acquired a monopoly of the good music and the good fun, but has of late acquired a controlling interest in the good writing. — Ambrose Bierce