Embarassing Parents Quotes & Sayings

Now, helpless in the hollow of An unarmorial age, a trough Of smoke in slow suspended skeins Above their scrap of history, Only an attitude remains: Time has transfigured them into Untruth. The stone finality They hardly meant has come to be Their final blazon, and to prove Our almost-instinct almost true: What will survive of us is love. — Philip Larkin

You know why it didn't work out with him?" "Why?" "Because God made you for me." Not — Penelope Ward

There are only two periods in a woman's life when she hopes to be taken for older than she is, under sixteen and over ninety. — Ruth Rendell

I don't believe in the afterlife. — W.P. Kinsella

The superior human being will always see the light in someone and choose to encourage that light instead of dimming it. — Derek Hough

But then in middle school science, Mr. Martinez asked who among us had ever fantasized about living in the clouds, and everyone raised their hand. Then Mr. Martinez told us that up in the clouds the wind blew one hundred and fifty miles an hour and the temperature was thirty below zero and there was no oxygen and we'd all die within seconds."
"Sounds like a nice guy."
"He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace.let me tell you. You think volcanoes are awesome? Tell that to the ten thousand screaming corpses at Pompeii. You still secretly believe that there is an element of magic to this world? It's all just soulless molecules bouncing against each other randomly. Do you worry about who will take care of you if your parents die? As well you should, because they will be worm food in the fullness of time. — John Green

God can do amazing things if his people will take the time to pray about them. — Lynette Eason