Embalming Machine Quotes & Sayings

Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts. — Donny Osmond

Okay, people. Onto the next shoot before I loose my cool. Let's see how many naked models we can fit in a cage. I hope you all love each other very much. — Iris Blaire

Now, Ron, the Sorting's much more important than food," said Nearly Headless Nick as "Madley, Laura!" became a Hufflepuff. " 'Course it is, if you're dead," snapped Ron. — J.K. Rowling

It's odd to meet a rather elderly man who says, 'I've been reading you all my life.' It makes you feel a slight chill. — Gore Vidal

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures. — Orly Taitz

Seeing someone reading something I wrote on an airplane - things like that are pretty awesome. — Ben Mezrich

Playing a character who's dealing not only with a superpower but having a normal relationship is easy to associate with, because I feel that everyone has been through it. — Shawn Ashmore

I love observing people. — Liv Tyler

Having been a father for 19 years I realise fatherhood has changed me. — Nicolas Cage

But "common sense is not faith," Oswald Chambers had written, "and faith is not common sense. — Jan Karon

The law has been perverted through the influence of two very different causes-naked greed and misconceived philanthropy. — Frederic Bastiat

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think ... so that's where it kind of is funny. — LeAnn Rimes

Profits are part of the mechanism by which society decides what it wants to see produced. — Henry Wallich

When I was six or seven, we went to the nearest English primary school, St Weonards, about seven miles away. The teaching was good, and this was the start of my beginning to shine as a student. — Saul David