Embalmed Beef Quotes & Sayings

Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life. — Tina Fey

Because I was into like proving myself, which was one of the big things that ah, that the whole military experience sort of offers a kid at that age, um, I went to officer candidate school. Um, and I graduated as a second lieutenant at the age of nineteen. — Peter P. Mahoney

Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth. — Duke Of Wellington

I've never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee. — Donald Trump

If you treat man as he appears to be, you make him worse than he is. But if you treat man as if he already were what he potentially could be, you make him what he should be. — Harriet Lerner

I'm touched by the idea that when we do things that are useful and helpful - collecting these shards of spirituality - that we may be helping to bring about a healing. — Leonard Nimoy

Life should be lived to the point of tears — Albert Camus

Compassion seems to be the greatest power. — Dalai Lama

I've always considered myself to look like a rather plain-and-exhausted bluestocking, so it's rather odd to read Tweets commenting on my appearance. — Kate Williams

A rebellion against a tyrant is only immoral when it hasn't got a chance. — Muriel Spark

Feelings are like visitors - they come and go. But, they leave a hurricane inside you, which often results in a mess. — Saru Singhal

Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The same that oft-times hath
charm'd magic casements,
opening on the foam
of perilous seas, in fairy lands forlorn. — John Keats

As a member of the audience I don't like it that I can't see what's going on in the eyes and in the face and in the most subtle responses of a performer when I'm more than a few rows back. I find it very frustrating. — Daniel Day-Lewis

Keen intelligence is two-edged, It may be used constructively or destructively like a knife, either to cut the boil of ignorance, or to decapitate one's self. Intelligence is rightly guided only after the mind has acknowledged the inescapability of spiritual law. — Sri Yukteswar Giri