Elsje Comic Quotes & Sayings

Also, if a man takes pride in his disguise skills, it would be a foolish wife who would claim to recognise him: it's always an imprudence to step between a man and the reflection of his own cleverness. — Margaret Atwood

For years after my father left us for Belladonna, I had looked for him ... the last time someone had seen them, they were living on a duck's back. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder. — Steve Wiebe

Coal companies have a lot of power in the media, and unfortunately a lot of information doesn't get out. — Kevin Richardson

I know that I haven't powers enough to divide myself into one who earns and one who creates. — Tillie Olsen

I listened to this interview once with Jerry Seinfeld that really influenced my comedy and all of my writing, which is that when you're starting out in comedy, it's the audience that tells you what's funny about you. And you need to listen to that and make a note of that. — Mike Birbiglia

I've never been mugged, never really experienced street fear. In fact, I'm the one who gets into arguments because I don't keep my mouth shut. — Jodie Whittaker