Elliot Stabler Quotes & Sayings

At the current rate of 28 miles of SBInet [Secure Border Initiative network] technology every 4.5 years, it would take 320 years - or until the year 2330 - to deploy SBInet technology across the Southwest border. That statistic would be comical if the subject matter were not so serious. — Henry Cuellar

The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer about to go to jail, should CBS in effect tell the producer go to jail even though there is no law at all that we can use to get you out of jail? — Floyd Abrams

A small mind is obstinate. A great mind can lead and be led. — Alexander Cannon

They ask, how could this happen here? Well. How could it not happen here? — Jodi Picoult

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. — Tom Green

I got niggaz lookin' for Websters like George Papadopolis' — Ras Kass

The public is not only shifting from left to right. Every single idea associated with the educated class has grown more unpopular over the past year ... A year ago, the Obama supporters were the passionate ones. Now the tea party brigades have all the intensity. — David Brooks

If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story. — Joey Skaggs

The first comic book I ever bought, I was in third grade. It was 'Avengers,' I think, #240. I grew up in Kansas City. And I walked into a 7-11. I had seen, like, 'The Hulk' TV series. I knew about comic book heroes. I knew about it, but I hadn't actually had a physical comic in my hands until that time. And it was a big deal for me. — David Dastmalchian

Sometimes you meet yourself on the road before you have a chance to learn the appropriate greeting. Faced with your own possibilities, the hard part is knowing a speech is not required. All you have to say is yes. — Pearl Cleage

Since I've become a Druid, I've seen some pretty weird shit, Atticus," Granuaile said, "but Beardy Baggins there squaring off against Squid Head McGee in the snow might be the weirdest. — Kevin Hearne

Sorry, I was awash in the nobility of sacrifice. What were you saying? — John Green