Eliyah Quotes & Sayings

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. — Johnny Carson

Sometimes it's boring because it takes time, but it's enjoyable. So beating up people for a living is really fun. — Wladimir Klitschko

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right. — Quentin Crisp

There was no paper in Hell. All the fire made it impractical. — Katrina Monroe

All men think they're great kissers. Just like you think you're the only decent driver on the road."
"Maybe, but I am. Amazing kisser. Dangerously amazing. Your panties would, like, disintegrate, I'm such an awesome kisser. — Meg Maguire

Ethan: "I'm not asking you to continue that night."
Karis: "Then what are you asking?"
Ethan: "For a whole new night. — Monique DeVere

I had no real idea I was going to become a writer. It was just a game for me. I just liked pretending, daydreaming and imagining. — Rabindranath Maharaj

Abide in the vine, you will bear much fruits. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The universal truth is beyond question-the only people who excel are those who have decided to do so. — Seth Godin

I stopped opposite the counter and looked back up at him. "Have I told you you're an asshole today?"
"You just got up, so, no."
"You're an asshole."
He grinned again. — Kristen Ashley

Never try to stop the thoughts.
If you try to stop the thoughts they will become bigger and greater and they will win. Because the mind appears to be very powerful.
Yet in reality the mind does not exist.
There is no mind.
There is no such thing as a mind.
So when you sit in the silence you observe, you watch, you become the witness. — Robert Adams

Mrs. Cadbury: Tell me what you know about yourself.
Anne Shirley: Well, it really isn't worth telling, Mrs. Cadbury ... but if you let me tell you what I IMAGINE about myself you'd find it a lot more interesting. — L.M. Montgomery

In order to thoroughly enjoy anything, one must feel the absence of it at times ... — Laura Ingalls Wilder