Elfutbolero Quotes & Sayings

Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can is not like the real happy you got to make in your heart. — Tom Robbins

House, we'd been told. If I needed any further indication of what — James Patterson

The GREATEST battle you wage against FAILURE occurs on the INSIDE, not the OUTSIDE. — John C. Maxwell

The question I'd long posed to myself - whether to be married or to be single - is a false binary. The space in which I've always wanted to live - indeed, where I have spend my adulthood - isn't between those two poles, but beyond it. The choice between being married versus being single doesn't even belong here in the twenty-first century. — Kate Bolick

It seems to me that so much unhappiness in life comes not from a lack of answers, but from a lack of knowing the right questions to ask. — Rita Zoey Chin

Honest men make unconvincing liars,' I lied convincingly. — Charles Beaumont

Maybe we aren't so very different after all. There's good and bad in both of us, and that's what binds us together, for better or worse. — S.R. Grey

Three couples approached the Pearly Gates and asked permission from Saint Peter to enter. To the first husband he responded, "You may not enter heaven. All your life you've been obsessed with money. Why, you even married a woman named Penny!" He then turned to the second husband and responded, "You may not enter heaven. All your life you've been obsessed with food. Why, you even married a woman named Candy." Taking his wife gently by the hand and looking very sad, the third husband said, "Come on, Fanny, we might as well get out of here! — Kevin Kenworthy

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality". — Stephen Colbert

Solomon's Laws
1. When the law doesn't work ... work the law. — Paul Levine

There are all these people here I don't know by sight or by name. And we pass alongside each other and don't have any connection. And they don't know me and I don't know them. And now I'm leaving town and there are all these people I will never know. — Carson McCullers

The average married man, if he had the energy, could have sex with several women without diminishing the affection and desire he felt for his wife. But women like Judith- unlike truly liberated females like Barbara and Arlene- could not simply accept a man as a temporary instrument of pleasure; they wanted soft lights and promises, not just a penis but the man attached to it. — Gay Talese