Elephantitis Quotes & Sayings

The hurt is the place where the music enters you. — Ella Leya

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have. — Eminem

Among all life forms, there are creatures with charisma and creatures without. It's one of those ineffable qualities we can't quite define, but we all seem to respond similarly to. — Susan Orlean

All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing. — Bella Heathcote

She called me Nerdy because I wore glasses and read books and ate yogurt on my lunch break. I'm not really a nerd: I only aspire to be one. Because of the high-school-dropout thing, I'm a self-didact. (Not a dirty word, look it up.) I read constantly. I think. But I lack formal education. So I'm left with the feeling that I'm smarter than everyone around me but that if I ever got around really smart people - people who went to universities and drank wine and spoke Latin - that they'd be bored as hell by me. It's a lonely way to go through life. So I wear the name as a badge of honor. That someday I may not totally bore some really smart people. The question is: How do you find smart people? — Gillian Flynn

I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song. — Susane Colasanti

Max! Save Total!
-Angel
No, I'm flying down at 90 miles an hour just for fun
-Max — James Patterson

Sob, heavy world Sob as you spin, Mantled in mist Remote from the happy. — W. H. Auden