Elementally Fun Quotes & Sayings

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman

If you let fear take hold, if you let it own you, your life ceases to be your own. — Blake Crouch

I get bored if I do the same thing. The only constant that I have in my life is that I start whatever I do with my Total Gym, because I believe it helps keep me from getting injured. — Christie Brinkley

As we step into our life's work, we discover that we have been preparing for this our whole lives, even though in that very moment we feel insufficient. — Jeff Goins

Bid the dishonest man mend himself; if he mend, he is no longer dishonest. — William Shakespeare