Eldiot Quotes & Sayings

Endure the journey that you take to reach your top moment. You might not get there right now but when you do, remember what you did to get there. — Kacy Catanzaro

The whole problem of industrial agriculture is putting all of your eggs in one basket. We need to diversify our food chains as well as our fields so that when some of them fail, we can still eat. — Michael Pollan

Some things scratch the surface while others strike at your soul. — Gianna Carini

A man is called a traitor, or liberator. A rich man is a theif or philanthropist. Is one a crusader or ruthless invader? It's all in which label is able to persist. — Gregory Maguire

Same difference," he said. "The South lost and the North won. Abraham Lincoln came and gave the Emancipation Proclamation."
"The Gettysburg Address," Mrs. Anderson said. "The Emancipation Proclamation was delivered six months before the battle."
He gave an exaggerated sigh. "Who's giving the report here?"
She waved her hand. "Proceed then."
"Like I said, the North won. The slaves were all freed. Hurrah, hurrah. The end. — J.M. Darhower

Little did I know that the last words I would say on WNBC would be the last ones anyone would say. — Alan Colmes

For me, true luxury can be caviar or a day with no meetings, no appointments and no schedule. — Michael Kors

Babbage's Three Laws of Difference Engines
First Law: A difference engine must have at least six cogs.
Second Law: A difference engine must be able to operate a loom.
Third law: A difference engine must be able to kill a man, should the mood so take it. — Gideon Defoe

Meditation is the eye that sees the Truth, the heart that feels the Truth and the soul that realises the Truth. — Sri Chinmoy

And as he followed after the Irishwoman, Margaret Erskine, most levelheaded of women, picked up a Palissy vase, looked at it earnestly and smashed it clean on the floor. — Dorothy Dunnett

Be able to read blueprints, diagrams, floorplans, and other diagrams used in the construction process. — Marilyn Vos Savant

Everyone wants to see someone shoot someone in the head. — Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Father, I want to know Thee, but my coward heart fears to give up its toys. — A.W. Tozer