El Obeid Quotes & Sayings

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure. — Jim Gaffigan

Perhaps success should not mean that you have nothing to say to anyone, no time for anybody, and not a moment left in your calendar for someone whom you might suddenly realize you love. — Perry Brass

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends. — Molly Haskell

Just because someone from your past hurt you doesn't mean that every woman after her will. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Too many books are full of recipes that aren't doable at home. They are purely aspirational. They are quite frightening, even for me. — Yotam Ottolenghi