Eisold Smith Quotes & Sayings

I just take a tune and play it the only way I can. That's it. I don't really dwell on it very much. Some people probably do. I can only say I play it the way I feel it. — Zoot Sims

The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy. — Demetri Martin

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem. — Stephen Colbert

If you read the 'Daily Mail,' you would imagine that the British middle classes lead lives of unremitting misery. — Simon Hoggart

Monogamy was an invention of men who wished to reduce the power of women over them. — Louis De Bernieres

In each medium - popular music, literature, and visual art, respectively - the woman has broken form, shed a skin, with each phase of her career, whereas the man has returned to ever-deepening iterations of the sound or sentence or imagery with which he began. — Stacey D'Erasmo

We are witnessing the criminalization of conservative politics. — Tom DeLay

Pride does not only come with great responsibility. It is buy one get one free. Great responsibility will require great resourcefulness. — Janna Cachola

It's a good thing to be old. Because when you get older, that means you haven't died yet, right? And when I do get older, I want to have the grace to be proud of it, not to lie about it or try to fight it. — Penelope Cruz

I used to be very shy. When I first started, I had to go to a casting, and I had to go in a bikini. I thought I was too skinny. But I went in and got the job! And that's how I started. — Adriana Lima

I believe that systems of religion are perfect or imperfect, true or false, just so far as they agree or disagree with Christianity; and that to the end of time all systems are to be measured by the Christian standard, and not Christianity by any other system. — John Lord

our lives teach us who we are — Salman Rushdie