Eisele Quotes & Sayings

A woman either hates or loves. There's nothing in between. — Ika Natassa

I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted. — Phil Robertson

...for every Aretha, there's a chorus of cat-stranglers. — Bill Eisele

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!" — Eddie Griffin

In an aphorism, aptness counts for more than truth. — Mason Cooley

Courage is not how a man stands or falls, but how he gets back up again — John L. Lewis

Be careful what you
Think you want, it can only
Be just what it is. — T.C. Eisele

Curiosity is the ultimate beauty of an adventurous mind. — Debasish Mridha