Eippert Quotes & Sayings

The person you're choosing is going to be 90 feet down the hall for four years. That's a pretty intimate and close relationship, and it better be somebody you're comfortable with, you like, you trust, you look forward to seeing, not someone you're coming up with creative ideas on how to avoid. — Mark Shields

Nothing is more expensive than mediocrity. — J. Irwin Miller

For who ever lived totally as they wanted to; who ever, if they have time to think about it, dies wholly satisfied? And those who remain know it. — Fay Weldon

Most family trees have — Kimberly Powell

I like you,' I say. 'I lustful-sun like you, I meteorite like you, you are the fucking pink Starburst to me. — Emma Mills

Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed, fingering my useless map. — Junot Diaz

If I don't win, the award show loses credibility. — Kanye West

My life is triage. — Andrew Vachss

A fool and his money are soon elected — Kinky Friedman

I was hungry and you gave me to eat; I was cold and you clothed me; come, possess the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.'
He who is the the King of the poor and of kings will say this at His great judgment. — Francis De Sales

Sheh walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies; and all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes. Another bit of bread and cheese, he said to the lad behind the bar. — P.G. Wodehouse

Flesh goes on pleasuring us, and humiliating us, right to the end. — Mignon McLaughlin

If you're in the minority, every advantage is against you, right? So the only advantage you have against the majority is they're too lazy to know their own rules, right? So it's like a game of poker. — Kevin McCarthy

It was as if a part of her mind dwelt in him and a part of his mind dwelt in her, and when she was separated from him a part of herself was missing. — Charlie Lovett