Eightball Mjg Quotes & Sayings

I used to say I was Saint Cyndi of a Feces, because wherever shit fell, there I was. — Cyndi Lauper

I've always had a great respect for the picture business. It's been good to me. — Alan Ladd

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield — J.D. Salinger

Travel in a rocket at 99 percent the speed of light and you'll enjoy the consequential sevenfold time dilation: from your perspective nothing has changed; you have aged a decade in ten years' worth of travel. But upon returning to Earth you'd find that seventy years have passed and none of your old friends are still alive to greet you. (For the famous formula that lets you calculate the slowdown of time at any speed you care to consider, see the Lorentz transformation in Appendix 1.) Then the truth rather than the theory — Robert Lanza

What I find cool about being a banned author is this: I'm writing books that evoke a reaction, books that, if dropped in a lake, go down not with a whimper but a splash. — Lauren Myracle

Marxism is the opium of the intellectuals — Edmund Wilson

We're not thought of in terms of color because we are entertainers. We are there to entertain you not because we are black, white, pink, or green or gay or straight or because we are Catholic or Protestant. — Eartha Kitt

It is impossible to carry the American people along with you on a program of caution to forestall a threatening position. — Harold L. Ickes

I fought windmills with such heavy weapons that I risked dislocating my arm ... — Fanny Lewald

This morning, due to a massive storm, at least 150,000 people in San Francisco were left without power. Of course, people in San Francisco without power are usually called Republicans. — Conan O'Brien

In that same year, NYU conducted its own study. With rats. They implanted electrodes in the brains of male rats and put two buttons in their cages. When the lucky little bastards pushed the blue button, the electrodes triggered an orgasm. When they pushed a red button, they were given food.
Care to guess what happened to all the rats?
They died.
They fucking starved to death.
They never pushed the red button.
Need I say more? — Emma Chase