Eigenen Urin Quotes & Sayings

Telling someone like my mother that Hell is a real, physical place, somewhere you can travel to and from, would be like spray-painting the statue of Jesus hanging over the pulpit during mass. Better off telling her the Pope is gay. — Bill Blais

Without answering, he pulled the comforter over his head. If only he could sleep a few days in a row. He felt sorry for himself and sick of everything. — Ha Jin

Selfish people are, by definition, those whose activities are devoted to bringing themselves happiness. Yet ... these selfish people are far less likely to be happy than those whose efforts are devoted to making others happy. — Bernard Rimland

A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now. — Jay Leno

If I see something that inspires me, I'll dress like it. — Paloma Faith

Witches see the truth plainly - even if their husbands are full of nonsense. — Deborah Harkness

I was never my own type so I completely missed my beauty all through my youth. — Gore Vidal

I've always regretted that I'm made of contradictions. But, if contradiction is impossible to overcome, we have to accept both its ends. — Czeslaw Milosz

Now I had no choice but to live in the broken world that my mind had forced upon me. — Kay Redfield Jamison

The devil you know" may be the saying, but crazy is always a million times more interesting when you're just getting introduced, shaking hands, and deciding whether or not you're going to give your real email address. — Alison Umminger

The further away you can get away from yourself as an actor, the more fun you have. — Scott Bakula

I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written by people who knew their science. — Terry Pratchett