Eidi Funny Quotes & Sayings

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

My life is a blank check before God ... No strings attached. — David Platt

We can accept the unpleasant more readily than we can the inconsequential. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Let your heart shine even more than your face. The beautiful contents of your heart can never be forgotten, but your face will be a history. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Love that wants only to get, to possess, is a monstrous thing — Ursula K. Le Guin

Make yourselves nests of pleasant thoughts. None of us knows what fairy palaces we may build of beautiful thought-proof against all adversity. Bright fancies, satisfied memories, noble histories, faithful sayings, treasure houses of precious and restful thoughts, which care cannot disturb, nor pain make gloomy, nor poverty take away from us. — John Ruskin

[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired. — Christopher Hitchens

Be the most wonderful expression of you that you're capable of. — Marianne Williamson

Ralph ... would treat the day's decisions as though he were playing chess. The only trouble was that he would never be a very good chess player. — William Golding

If you hold on to what you want so tightly, it almost becomes an idol. — Joel Osteen

Olivia imagined a D-day-style invasion of the island, gardeners with saws and shovels parachuting out of the sky and storming the beaches - and were being liberated from the thorny or flowery embrace of climbing vines, deratted, reroofed, fixed up, and condoized. Her apartment — Neal Stephenson