Egill Fjeldsted Quotes & Sayings

Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?
Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish. — Toba Beta

The readiness with which women are apt to forgive the men who have deceived other women; and that inconsiderate notion of too many of them that a reformed rake makes the best husband, are great encouragements to vile men to continue their profligacy. — Samuel Richardson

I hate a Roman named Status Quo!' he said to me. 'Stuff your eyes with wonder, ' he said, 'live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories. Ask no guarantees, ask for no security, there never was such an animal. — Ray Bradbury

If it was that beautiful, why did I leave you — Marian Keyes

Hurting someone is an act of reluctant intimacy. — Hanif Kureishi

Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism. — John Updike

If you're a fan, you can appreciate everything I say. — Lucas Till