Eggnogstic Joke Quotes & Sayings

One of the great changes wrought by the increased public awareness of Alzheimer's - and thank you, Nancy Reagan, you wonderful tough old dame, you - is that people in the early stages of the disease are now speaking out while they still have the capacity to do so. — Charlie Pierce

As I began reconsidering my recently adopted "single forever" mantra, — Scott Hildreth

Don't ever speak publicly about anything that you're not passionate about and that you don't actually believe you have something truly unique about it to deliver. — Tony Robbins

Do you answer a question directly?"
"Hard to say. Ah, there, I've done it again — Leigh Bardugo

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

The racism, the sexism, I never let it be my problem. It's their problem. If I see a door comin' my way, I'm knockin' it down. And if I can't knock down the door, I'm sliding through the window. I'll never let it stop me from what I wanna do. — Rosie Perez

And on a difference of three minutes, all of history changes. — Brent Weeks

Leah Smith. That was the little beast's name. She was as rich as I was poor, as happy as I was miserable, as redheaded as I was dark. — Tarryn Fisher

If you nevertheless want to know what I feel when I release a bomb, I will tell you: I feel a light bump to the plane as a result of the bomb's release. A second later it's gone, and that's all. That is what I feel. — Dan Halutz

I think I love him, but I also think that you can love people who aren't good for you. — Augusten Burroughs

It's difficult to tell the truth about how a book begins. The truth, as far as it can be presented to other people, is either wholly banal or too intimate. — Zadie Smith