Egelhoff Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

What are the three most important rules of the chemist?"
This I knew from Ben. "Label clearly. Measure twice. Eat elsewhere. — Patrick Rothfuss

And he would say, "Y'all come when you can," which was of no substantial pith or import, but then he would add, "Be particular." Except he pronounced it "p'ticklar." Be particular. That is, without a doubt, the Best Advice Ever Given in the History of the Entire World. — Jill Conner Browne

A warrior walks alone in the dark. — Lailah Gifty Akita

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like. — Rob Huebel

A merely symbolic religion does not threaten the ruling regime of materialistic science. — Nancy Pearcey