Efectivo In English Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. — Jeff Foxworthy

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. — Ambrose Bierce

A few nights later, I secretly hope that I might be a genius. Why else can no amount of sleeping pills fell my brain? But in the morning my daughter asks me what a cloud is and I cannot say. — Jenny Offill

Don't preach about meditation. — Frederick Lenz

Now, Mr. Great-heart was a strong man, so he was not afraid of a lion. — John Bunyan

For the longest time I was afraid I'd have to keep on working at the factories. There was a steel mill and a pottery; if you didn't go to college, you went to work in those places. — Daniel Johnston

Never let a man know he has the upper hand in your relationship. At least not in the beginning. Never be the first one to say I love you, and until he makes a formal attempt at a commitment, always act like he is just one of the many guys you deal with. — Janice Jones

She had shown me how to behave when applying for a job, how to show the proper amount of respect, submission, eagerness to please, even though in my heart I would not mean any of those things; she said that as soon as I had the job and was safely in it, I could let my real personality come out. I was not opposed to deception, but I woud have preferred not to start out that way. — Jamaica Kincaid

I love coaching my grandkids, but I love working with my two sons. J.D. is the head coach, and I'm the assistant - you believe that? I missed so much of them growing up. I really messed up there. So I like working with J.D. and Coy. I'm trying not to do the same thing again. With J.D. and Coy, I missed so much. — Joe Gibbs

The first person a customer speaks with has the greatest impact on that customer's impression of Safeway. — Steven Burd

It was hard to bear your soul while someone was talking to their friend about a new sweater they bought. — Jewel

All teachers who were telling everyone where to go were wearing outfits made of aluminum foil , like robot aliens . — James Patterson

Some of the most amazing people in the world were not perfect; they were scarred by suffering, hardships, losses and imperfections. — Bryant McGill

Does prayer change God or change me? — Philip Yancey

Anywhere, anytime ordinary people are given the chance to choose, the choice is the same: freedom, not tyranny; democracy, not dictatorship; the rule of law, not the rule of the secret police. — Tony Blair