Eejits Quotes & Sayings

Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped. — Tiffany Reisz

His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be — Oscar Wilde

Wherever a pain is, that's where the cure goes; wherever poverty is, that's where provision goes. Wherever a difficult question is, that's where the answer goes; wherever a ship is, water goes to it. Don't seek the water; increase your thirst, so water may gush forth from above and below. — Jalaluddin Rumi

Looks like more of those eejits paid tonight than usual. Means I don't have to go chasing any of 'em. Seems like you're going to be good for business, Em, even if I only have you collecting subs — R.J. Prescott

When will we realize that one of the greatest mission fields in the West is the pews of our churches every Sunday morning? — Paul David Washer

Time is not your enemy, forever is. — Chris Avellone

People have a right to be shocked; the mention of unmentionable things is a kind of participation in them. — Logan Pearsall Smith

The urge to fall [in love] was utterly new and made her [Athena] dizzy. He [Odysseus] could catch her and hold her up. She knew he could.
If this is how Aphrodite feels every day, it's no wonder she's such an idiot. — Kendare Blake

I really love school, but I'd love to continue acting jobs if I can. — Georgie Henley