Eeeeexcellent Quotes & Sayings

The poor people are stupid from poverty, and the rich from greed. — Maxim Gorky

Long experience has taught me not always to believe in the limitations indicated by purely theoretical considerations. These, as we well know, are based on insufficient knowledge of all the relevant factors. — Guglielmo Marconi

forgive myself; and ask them for forgiveness. More important, I had to see the best in them, no matter what they chose for themselves. — Iyanla Vanzant

No putt is too short to be despised. — Bobby Jones

Do me a favor?" he whispered.
Beth's hold tightened on his hand. "Anything, what do you need?"
"Hum the Jeopardy theme." There was a pause.Then Beth burst out laughing and swatted his shoulder.
"Wrath-"
"Actually,take your clothes off and hum it while doing some belly grooves." As his shellan bent down and kissed his forehead, he looked up at her through his wraparounds. "You think I'm kidding? Come on, we both need the distraction. And I promise I'll tip well"
"You never carry cash."
He extended his tongue and swept it over his upper lip. "I plan on working it off. — J.R. Ward

I'm throwing out this bottle rocket."
"No, wait!" Dan said, reaching for it. "It hasn't been set off yet. Don't waste it, Amy. And we don't have company coming - we have Ian Kabra coming. And I know you want to totally impress him and take him to the movies and stare dreamily into his eyes - "
"I do not," Amy said, too quickly.
"Oh, Ian," Dan said, pressing his lightsaber to his chest and batting his eyes. "Tell me again about your shiny, shiny shoes. — Clifford Riley

One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I've definitely had ideas and plans that sometimes exceed my means and capabilities. — Emile Hirsch

In the immortal words of Mr. Burns ... eeeeexcellent. — Gemma Halliday

It is not given to princes, statesmen and captains to pierce the mysteries of the future, and even the most penetrating gaze reaches only conclusions which, however seemingly vindicated at a given moment, are inexorably effaced by time. — Winston Churchill

In the end, my love for surfing helped me overcome my fear of sharks. — Bethany Hamilton

I grew up a Catholic and I don't want to talk badly about the Catholic Church but there's a lot of routine stuff going on. You say the same prayers, you sit, you kneel, whatever. — Bernhard Langer