Ederne Wedding Quotes & Sayings

Guilt: it comes in so many subtle forms. It's carbon monoxide for the soul. — Sandra Vischer

The thoughts of DIVORCE hung over the kitchen table like a cloud full of black rain, pregnant, ready to burst. — Stephen King

I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon. — Daniel Tosh

I am I, with all the individuality of an earthworm. After a rain, who knows the unique pink worm by the twist of its elastic segments. Only the guts of the worm know. And it is nothing to crush the yellow liquid intestines under a casual heel. — Sylvia Plath

I am not at all concerned with appearing to be consistent. In my pursuit after Truth I have discarded many ideas and learnt many new things. — Mahatma Gandhi

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online. — Samantha Bee