Eddsworld Edd Quotes & Sayings

The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so — Aleister Crowley

What a beautiful art, but what a wretched profession. — Georges Bizet

Initiate. Complete. — Susan Dennard

My country is still in chains of bloody and terrorist fundamentalists. The situation in Afghanistan and conditions of its ill-fated women will never change positively, as long as the warlords are not disarmed and BOTH the pro-US and anti-US terrorists are removed from the political scene of Afghanistan — Malalai Joya

When we come to describe musical instruments we should treat them as the artworks of outstanding, intelligent craftsmen who have brought them into being by manual labor and intellectual effort. By applying precise plans to suitable materials they have skillfully fashioned instruments that publish the glory of God, or (which is perfectly legitimate) give pleasure to mankind with their sweet harmonious sounds. - Michael Praetorius, Syntagma Musicum (1619) — Geoffrey Burgess

I'm a lazy writer. My idea of heaven is not writing. On the other hand, I'm obviously compulsive about it. — Stephen Sondheim

Resistance is a powerful motivator precisely because it enables us to fulfill our longing to achieve our goals while letting us boldly recognize and name the obstacles to those achievements. — Derrick A. Bell

Much is expected from those to whom much is given. — C.S. Lewis

The essence of good and evil is a certain disposition of the will. — Epictetus

If I feel like King King, I'll throw like King King. — Jack Morris

There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover - Metropolitan Police Spokesperson — Banksy