Eastmountainsouth So Are You To Me Quotes & Sayings

I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points. — Jon Konrath

President Obama has reduced the sentences of 22 federal prisoners who were arrested for drug-related crimes - eight of whom were serving life sentences. It marks the first time someone has said 'Thanks Obama' but actually meant it. — Jimmy Fallon

I hope I've been able to show other young girls that as long as you work hard and you're committed to fight for your education, that anything's possible. — Susana Martinez

In the kingdom of God there are no second-class citizens. — David S. Baxter

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. — Robert Gottlieb

There is stupid. And then there is cyberstupid. — Michael Grunwald