Earwolf Comedy Quotes & Sayings

William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense. — Terry Pratchett

The snow came after two o' clock. It fell faintly in the cones of lamplight, descending like fleets or fairies through the cold sky. I was awake - the only one in town, I was sure - and I was sure those miniature fallen sylphs were for me and my personal delectation. They came for me, because nature likes a saint. They settled on my window sill, they collected on the dark grass of my lawn, they danced and whirled in the wind gusts before my eyes. I put my hand to the windowpane to greet it, the first snow. By the time I woke in the morning, I saw that after the snow had come to me, it had visited everyone. — Joshua Gaylord

I try to keep myself in the best of company and my horses in the worst of company. — Len Goodman

Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly — Paulo Coelho

Maybe the difference between speech and music isn't all that great. We infer a lot from the tone of someone's voice, so imagine that aspect of speech pushed just a little further. The weird cadences of a Valley girl, for instance, might be viewed as a species of singing. The malls of Sherman Oaks are a setting for a kind of massed choir. — David Byrne

We have created a democracy that links us all, and with it come not only opportunities but obligations. There are no gates or walls high enough. There are no bank accounts large enough to buy you and your family and your friends protection from the fear and hunger of those left behind or to isolate you from the consequences of growing social inequities. We are all in this boat together. And the fact that there isn't a hole at your end of the boat doesn't mean you are safe. — Arianna Huffington

I can help you shape your sitcom, I can help you think about what could make your sketch show better, but it won't help you get you a commission. — John Lloyd

A good half of the effort of understanding what the Indian philosophers were after - and their subtleties make most of the great European philosophers look like schoolboys. — T. S. Eliot

There are so many artists who get to my age that get comfortable and just stick in a groove, and I really don't want to do that. — Paul Weller

I love the words, because they love me too. — M.F. Moonzajer

One thing that we have learned is that piracy is not a pricing issue. It's a service issue, — Gabe Newell

I have a very healthy dream life. I dream a lot many, many, many nights a week. When I'm shooting, it's even more - I don't know if it has to do with stress or with creation. — Emmanuel Lubezki

Wisdom corresponds to the future; it is philosophy. — Herbie Hancock

I swim with all my strength. No superhuman surge, or pony heroics; it's just me at my most desperate. — Karen Russell