Earnest Algernon Quotes & Sayings

My mother used to say that a man who can't appreciate poetry lacks a soul. — Renee Ahdieh

Digital media enables us to build more stages for our kids to express themselves. — Marco Torres

I never go online. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You must not look at it. — Steven Moffat

Every good fairy tale has a kernel of truth to it. — Melissa Grey

A true Englishman never jokes when he has a stake depending on the matter. — Jules Verne

What a treasure is hidden in two small words: 'thank you!' — Pope Benedict XVI

Deep under the earth, inside its cardboard coffin, shrouded in the layers of white paper, the china doll with the jagged open crevasse in its skull was crying. — Susan Hill

I don't care what people say. My music's, my music. — Enrique Iglesias

We left the Bentley and Tim at a garage, and Alan and I travelled back to Brussels to hire a much less magnificent vehicle. When we picked Tim up the next morning, he told us that he'd spent the night in his room with a 'bird'. Intrigued, we questioned him closely, and learned that he had been woken in the middle of the night by a strange, rather alarming noise and that when he had put the light on he had discovered a turkey vomiting on the mantelpiece. He'd thought of complaining but found that his phrase book did not cover this contingency. — John Cleese

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? — Adam Sandler

She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds