E Esar Quotes & Sayings

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars. — Evan Esar

The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error. — Evan Esar

The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook
and isn't. — Evan Esar

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure. — Evan Esar

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. — Evan Esar

Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience. — Evan Esar

There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. — Evan Esar

The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband. — Evan Esar

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler. — Evan Esar

If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success. — Evan Esar

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all. — Evan Esar

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible. — Evan Esar

An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise. — Evan Esar

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. — Evan Esar

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others. — Evan Esar

Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths. — Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. — Evan Esar

The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability. — Evan Esar

Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it. — Evan Esar

A bore finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening. — Evan Esar

Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment. — Evan Esar

There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living. — Evan Esar

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change. — Evan Esar

It's surprising how much wisdom every man possesses
if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others. — Evan Esar

Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission. — Evan Esar

A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much. — Evan Esar

The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery
amputation at the neck. — Evan Esar

Formerly when a man worked ten hours a day, it was called economic slavery; nowadays it is called moonlighting. — Evan Esar

Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family. — Evan Esar