Dwight Schrute Mose Quotes & Sayings

A woman who will be like a rock in a riverbed, enduring without complaint, her grace not sullied but shaped by the turbulence that washes over her. — Khaled Hosseini

I heard I won 'best butt crack' on television recently. It's true. I did it, you guys. I made it. I wish I got an award, the actual award. What would it look like? Of course, it's a closed set. — Lisa Edelstein

There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you. — George Carlin

Fuathan don't come out until after dark. Sunlight kills them.'
'Like vampires?'
'Kind of. Very mean, sub-aquatic vampires who don't need to drink your blood, but might do it anyway, just for fun. — Somerset McCoy

Writing: I certainly do rewrite my central myth in every book, and would never read or trust any writer who did not also do so. — Northrop Frye

A young filly is leading her mater in. They're both wearing green wellies, and there's something so indefinably horsey about them that I have to pinch myself and remember that were-ponies do not exist outside the pages of a certain bestselling kid-lit series. — Charles Stross

EBay started with a core focus on the collector. At the time of its S-1, six or seven percent of its total sales were Beanie Babies. — Jeff Jordan

They made an oddly joined puzzle, but the pieces fit in the right craggy places. — Erika Swyler

Jesus doesn't want what you can do for Him. He wants you.....all of you.....the good and the bad. — Wade Grassedonio

Women saying, 'I'm not a feminist' is my greatest pet peeve. Do you believe that women should be paid the same for doing the same jobs? Do you believe that women should be allowed to leave the house? Do you think that women and men both deserve equal rights? Great, then you're a feminist. — Lena Dunham

To be truly happy and contented, you must let go of what it means to be happy or content. — Confucius

Men gossip less than women, but mean it. — Mignon McLaughlin

You dislike Basil because, without his art, his life is horribly plain. Unlike Dorian who has made an art out of his life. Basil produces art; Dorian consumes it and lets it overwhelm him. — Abed Yaman

For art is order, but it is born out of the chaos of life. — May Sarton