Dusty Muleman Quotes & Sayings

One day when Nasruddin was left in charge of the local teahouse, the king and some retainers, who had been hunting nearby, stopped in for breakfast. "Do you have quail eggs?" asked the king. "I'm sure I can find some," answered Nasruddin. The king ordered an omelet of a dozen quail eggs, and Nasruddin hurried out to look for them. After the king and his party had eaten, he charged them a hundred gold pieces. The king was puzzled. "Are quail eggs really that rare in this part of the country?" "It's not so much quail eggs that are rare around here," Nasruddin replied. "It's more visits from kings. — David Graeber

Desmond, don't poke the baby!' ... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!' ... — Derek Landy

Amiens was taken by the Fox, and retaken by the Lion. — George Herbert

just because you have stopped believing in something you once were promised does not mean that the promise itself was a lie. — Michael Chabon

There seem to be a lot of gay people there ... Oh please, as if that's what I meant by that. Trust me, none of them would ever want to fuck you anyway. They're gay, not blind. — Justin Halpern

Student journeys which were important to me were Sicily, Greece, and Egypt, where I really saw these buildings, and that is where you're able to grasp what things mean. — Ben Nicholson

Why couldn't life be like the movies where the women faint when they get overwhelmed? — Charity Parkerson

O child of God, be more careful to keep the way of the Lord, more concentrated in heart in seeking His glory, and you will see the loving-kindness and the tender mercy of the Lord in your life. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

The best way to honor your dreams is to get them done! — Robin Sharma

God is all-powerful. God is perfectly good. Evil exists. If God exists, there would be no evil. Therefore God does not exist. — Epicurus