Durst Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

He wanted to pay her; he thought women ought to be paid for keeping men from dying or going out of their minds. — Marguerite Duras

Denying racism is the new racism — Bill Maher

I've just fallen on some bad luck and landed jelly side down. — Barbara Kingsolver

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men ... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight. — David Cross

I think I know what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers. — William T. Sherman

I think there are people who really love the comfort of their small town, and there are people who feel stuck by it. — Melissa McCarthy