Durkins Test Quotes & Sayings

"Nags" nag because they feel they aren't being heard. — Amy Dickinson

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place. — Anthony Jeselnik

If you want to call it that. But it is a very specific sort of magic. There's a magic you take from death. Something leaves the world, something else comes into it. — Neil Gaiman

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. — Eddie Izzard

Characters develop as the book progresses, but any that start to bore me end up in the wastepaper basket. In real life, we may have to put up with tedious people, but not in novels. — Laurie Graham

You believe what you want to believe — Tom Petty

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust. — Demetri Martin

With intimacy comes the possibility of "engulfment" or being taken hostage by the demands of others. We may have distorted perceptions of the "demands" and obligations placed upon us by those who claim to love us. Trusting that love to be unconditional is almost impossible for us, and we are always scanning for the unstated "subtext" or hidden "agenda" connected to this love. — Mary Crocker Cook

I do not giggle without purpose. Lady Linette says you should never misapply a giggle. — Gail Carriger

To love means you also trust. — Joan Baez

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. — Dave Chappelle

There is only one reason to do a charity golf tournament. To make money! But while golf tournaments can be exhausting, time-consuming and fraught with risk, they can be downright satisfying and profitable if done right. Ultimately a golf tournament may be the hardest work you'll ever love. - Tom King — Tom King

No one can lock you back in, Libby. You choose whether you let them. — Jennifer Niven

My heart goes out to victims and survivors of the Hurricane Katrina tragedy and to their families. This disaster will go down in history books as one of the largest natural disasters in U.S. history. — Ellen Tauscher

Arrogance and snobbism live in adjoining rooms and use a common currency. — Morley Safer